WANTED: Little Old Man Rancher

Kelly Wood

Right now I am on a hunt for a little old man.
Requirements:
• rancher
• mas o menos rich
• old
• preferably speaks Spanish

DONT WORRY THIS IS NOT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha to all of you who are super concerned by this point, this is for my friend Rene. She is the cutest little old abuelita who came from a small ranch in Jalisco Mexico and I’m pretty sure were soul sisters from different generations hahaha. She has 8 children and said she would’ve had 20 but God only gave her 8.
She tells us theres no way God will let her in heaven Haha so while teaching her about the atonement last week I used an example with her because she likes to talk to me about the ranches (as if I know anything lol) .
The example is this; Theres a nice man who has a BEAUTIFUL ranch. I told Rene how she wanted this so bad and made a contract with the man to make payments on it so one day it could be hers. The deal is made and she gets to work. Pretty soon though the payments are too high and impossible for her to pay. Because of the contract they made, the man HAS to take it back from her. Butttttt I have lots of money. So what i can do is come in and buy ALL of the ranch from the man in full and the remake a new contract with Rene so that she can still earn her Ranch-just at a more attainable price.
This is the same as God, us and Jesus Christ. We made a contract with God at an unattainable price, but because he and Christ love us there is a merciful mediator who payed the price in full and reset the boundaries. AND WE CAN ALL MAKE THE PAYMENT! It was designed for us!!
But yeah I explained all this to her and she sat there and thought for a second, looked at me and was like ” what about the viejito” (little old man)🙄😂 she kills me. But yes, she asked me to find one for her so that when o go back home to Utah she can come with and live with a little old man on a ranch, she said that it was no importa if he speaks Spanish or not hahaha but the gal cant speak a syllable in English so I guess shes not too picky hahaha. Just as long as hes old. So keep that in mind and let me know how it goes! I’ll try and get a picture with her so you can put a face to a name😂😉
Anyway, lifes good here and I’m fat’s happy! Hope you all have a hood week! Be safe!
Love Ryenne

Pictures since I got in trouble for not sending any lol
1. I thought Bop came to LA for a sec before I realized it was just Hno. Alamillo😂😉
2&4. Team effort cutting my hair in the bathroom! I’m not exactly black fin salon yet but almost😉
3. I for sure ❤ Jesus
5. Elder and Sister Malcom for president 2020
6. Ay Carumba Sista. Sometimes I forget I’m in the US Haha I love it.

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Published by Kelly Wood

Small town girl. Lover of stories. Believer in God, family, America, and in finding beauty in both the past and the here and now. I grew up alongside my five siblings as our parents dreamed and worked and picked themselves up time and again while creating their small business . Interestingly, I married my high school sweetheart, who now co-owns his own small family business with his brother- the same business that he grew up in, working alongside his dad. We have five kids of our own (who are pretty cool, if I must say so myself), and both understand the grit and determination it takes to build our own dreams. I feel honored to share our story here and join my parents and brothers in their desire to create a welcoming, positive spot – where we can share stories and resources for those wanting to make memories with the people they love the most.

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