Why didnt the homeless man cross the road?

Kelly Wood

Because YA GIRL IS DRIVING in the big city!!
For tonight’s session we will be covering a story called “small town girl hits big city roads”
So incase you missed the memo I’m the driver now and it’s a BLAST. I haven’t hit anyone yet and so far no ones hit me, but because I just wouldn’t be me if something didnt go wrong at literally every turn, our gas card got comprised!!! Aka all the money got stolen and taken off of it!! So we had to do some sketchy gambling on the gas we had left to make it up to Santa Monica for a new card!
I also learned how to make El Salvadoranian papooses and dang I’m good Haha 😜
Last but not least I Definitely hard core climbed a large gate to get into our members apartment complex!
Sorry lifes been pretty slow but I hope you all have had a good week and my spiritual thought is to TELL ME IF YOUVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING YOUR SPIRITUAL HOMEWORK! Haha, cause I know most of you don’t actually get to the bottom of these emails. But if you do I’m proud and i love you hahaha anyway be safe and have a good week!!
Love Ryenne20190712_17311820190711_16344320190708_13104120190709_074523(0)20190712_173050

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Published by Kelly Wood

Small town girl. Lover of stories. Believer in God, family, America, and in finding beauty in both the past and the here and now. I grew up alongside my five siblings as our parents dreamed and worked and picked themselves up time and again while creating their small business . Interestingly, I married my high school sweetheart, who now co-owns his own small family business with his brother- the same business that he grew up in, working alongside his dad. We have five kids of our own (who are pretty cool, if I must say so myself), and both understand the grit and determination it takes to build our own dreams. I feel honored to share our story here and join my parents and brothers in their desire to create a welcoming, positive spot – where we can share stories and resources for those wanting to make memories with the people they love the most.

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